So in response to my dream about Lucifer, I asked my fiancee what he’d do if he tried to seduce me. He said:
‘I’d punch him in the balls’.
Please note: that does say punched. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I’d say that’s a sure-fire way of defeating ol’ Beelzebub.
Anyway, Easter weekend was the bomb. It was made bomb-y thanks to lots of animals and a lot of food. We went to Wildwood animal park. It started off phenomenal (there were so many amazing birds I nearly fainted), but drifted a bit afterwards. Most of the enclosures didn’t actually have any animals in them, but I still enjoyed frolicking in the woods and breathing in the musty animal smell (I’m being serious. I love that smell).
Highlights were:






Do you understand how excited I was about the creatures behind this chicken wire? It contained everything I could ever dream of. 2 Herons, Night Herons, a Spoonbill, Ducklings and a Partridge in a Pear tree. Amaze.
We sadly got through Wildwood pretty quickly, so we decided to drive 5 minutes to Herne Bay. It’s a seaside and is really weird. We were lucky enough to catch the sun wherever it went that day (it rained everywhere else), but if it wasn’t for the sun making everything a little brighter, I would run very fast from Hernia Bay. It was just totally dead. With a spooky arcade. Made for some cool photos though.
Here’s some more pixxxx:









Actual shrine?






Best £1.50 ever spent.
Oh and we rounded off the day with Strawberry Tobacco. It was gross but this was good:

Tags: Crane, Herne Bay, heron, Owl Mask, Spoonbill, Stork, Wildwood, Wolf