Edited for drunk reasonz.

I was reminiscing the other day about how much I loved Tom and Jerry as a kid. And as an adult.
Hilarious. Genius. Killer musical scores. Think about HOW much effort went into each episode.
I always loved Tom the most and wanted him to eat Jerry, the little shit. I also used to fantasies over:
1. Having a Zoot Suit.
2. Eating the entire contents of the Mammy Two-Shoe’s fridge. How do cartoons manage to make chicken drumsticks look SO good?
3. Going to Heaven on the Golden Escalator.
I could blab on all day, so instead I’ll leave you with a few of my faves:
The last one was GENIUS.
And now it’s time for a shopping wishlist:
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Yes, it’s a ring.
There’s more, but I’m drunk and I can’t be bovved.